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Humor in Life<
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Stress
Obesity
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pages are diverse and informational but as�with anything in life a bit of humor always
makes things better. This is our outlook and we hope you will also see the humor in
life
T and N hopes to bring a smile to a so-so day
Career choice
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn’t really know what he wanted to do, and he didn’t seem too concerned about it..
One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy’s room and placed three objects on his study tabled: a bible, a silver dollar, and a bottle of whisky.
“I’ll just hid behind the door.” The old preacher said to himself, and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I’ll see which object he picks up.
If it’s the Bible, he’s going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be. If he picks up the dollar, he’s going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he’s going to be a no-good drunkard, and , Lord what a shame that would be.
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son’s footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The son tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table.
With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink.
“Lord have mercy,” the old man whispered, “he’s gonna’ be a Congressman.
Exercise
My doctor recently told me I needed to exercise more. I know I should do it, but I am out of
shape and it is so hard to work it into my daily schedule. But after some time and
effort I have worked out a very easy program that I can do any time and anywhere.
Give it a try!
Monday: Beat around the bush Jump to conclusions Climb the
walls Wade thru paperwork
Tuesday: Drag my heels Push my luck Make mountains
out of mole hills Hit the nail on the head
Wednesday: Balance my books Jump on
the band wagon Bend over backwards Run around in circles
Thursday: Pull out
all the stops Add fuel to the fire Climb the ladder of success Toot my own horn
Friday: Put my foot in my mouth Open a can of worms Start the ball rolling
Saturday: Pick up the pieces Go over the edge Wish upon a star
Whew! What
a workout ! Sunday: After a week of all that exercise you deserve a day of rest. Enjoy
Last words
Moe looks down at his dying friend of 40 years.
"Bob you have to do me a favor. Moe
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"What's that Moe?"
"You have to come back and tell me if there's baseball in Heaven".
"But Moe I..."
"Just do this one favor please".
"Well alright; Bob"
said.
Two days later; Bob passes away."
Moe is deeply saddened about his loss and is praying one night."
"Moe" came a voice from the shadows
"Who's there" Moe asked.
"It's me Bob."
"You can't be Bob, he's dead."
"But it is and;me."
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And, I bring you some good news and some bad news"
"Well do they have baseball Heaven?"
"Give me the good news first. Moe asks."
<"Yes there is base ball in Heaven and it is so beautiful."
"Well then Bob what's the bad news?">
"You're pitching next Tuesday"
